Christian Bienefeld - Butterflies Illustration
Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he’s a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.
All My Friends Are STILL Dead: THE GIVEAWAY!
All My Friends Are Dead now has a SEQUEL! It’s called All My Friends Are STILL Dead and it just came out a few days ago. To celebrate, we’re doing a giveaway. Here’s what you’ll get:
- One signed copy of All My Friends Are Dead
- One signed copy of All My Friends Are STILL Dead
- One dinosaur toy
- One All My Friends Are Dead t-shirt (printed on American Apparel, sizes and colors listed here)
- One set of All My Friends Are Still Dead TEMPORARY TATTOOS!!!
- One nice note from Avery and Jory, the authors
This is over $60 of awesome stuff, and some priceless stuff, too. ALL FREE FOR YOU! So what do you have to do to win it?
Just REBLOG THIS POST and DO NOT ERASE ANY TEXT. It’s as easy as that.
The contest will go until March 31st, and then I’ll randomly select THREE WINNERS from the list of rebloggers. That’s right: YOU’VE GOT THREE CHANCES TO WIN. So click REBLOG and enjoy All My Friends Are Still Dead.
